maurerjuana:

How you know you’re a toolbag 101

this was on my newsfeed too. Ahahaha

maurerjuana:

How you know you’re a toolbag 101

this was on my newsfeed too. Ahahaha

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How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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cophines:

Fangirl challenge | [6/7] actresses

Sarah Paulson

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timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

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a-london-gent:

I’m going to

a-london-gent:

I’m going to

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flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

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gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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